Kate Hudson, Brad Pitt False Dating Rumor Mocked By Oliver Hudson

Oliver Hudson is mocking the false dating rumors surrounding his sister Kate Hudson and Brad Pitt.

As Gossip Cop has reported, Star magazine has been pushing untrue stories about Pitt hooking up with Hudson in the wake of his split from Angelina Jolie. That’s included publishing a completely fabricated cover story falsely claiming Hudson was pregnant with Pitt’s baby. Most recently, just days ago, the tabloid ran another made-up cover story about Pitt and Hudson moving in together.
It’s all untrue, as Gossip Cop has repeatedly pointed out. Now Oliver Hudson is ripping the claims, too. On Instagram Friday night, the actor posted a photo of the aforementioned Star cover about Pitt living with his sister. In his lengthy caption, he gave a sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek response.
Oliver joked of Pitt, “He’s messy as s---! He drinks out of the f---ing carton and leaves the door open when he’s taking a ----!! And this is when he’s at MY house!!! He’s already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won’t speak to me.. he insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert.”
“My mom’s overtly flirting with him! Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm! And Pa just keeps saying ‘All right!! It’s Brad Pitt!!’ Anyway not going well,” he went on, adding, “So BP.. it’s time to move out man.. I need my life back dog.. I’ll smoke one more ---- and then get the f--- out.. we thank you.. oh and I found your medical bracelet so I’ll get that back to you.. ok..”
Kate Hudson herself hasn’t responded to her brother’s post, but Gossip Cop imagines she’s as amused as we are.